Going from your bedroom to the bathroom in the dark
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it’s spring and

no not really. you’re just: imma eat healthy now
so you go to the supermarket
and you buy loads and loads of veggies and you’re like

imma make me some.

and you take some tomatoes, some cucumbers, and lettuce and rucola and it’s gonna be

and spinach and avocado and maybe a bit of celery and capsicum, too and some sunflower seeds and olives and tuna and radishes

a little bit of this and a little bit of that
and you

and your’e like

and then you realise that you’re
standing there with a full 2kg bucket of salad
and you’re liek

in less than 2 days???

and then you eat the salad and at first it’s like


and you eat it for 2 days until you’re sick of it and the rest of your veggies go bad and you have to throw them away and that’s how my adventures with healthy eating always end

It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely
Not for very much longer
I’ve got to keep control
I remember
Doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s so dreamy
Oh fantasy free me
So you can’t see me
No not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You’re into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re spaced out on sensation
Like you’re under sedation
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil’s eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
It’s just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiight
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tiiight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insaaane
Let’s do the time warp again
Let’s do the time warp again
~** inspired by **~
~** daftwithoneshoe **~
So they’ve shut down Megaupload
but
HOW
Was it hosted in the US? Because it’s not working here in the UK and I assume worldwide… surely the FBI doesn’t have jurisdiction over the whole world? Just the USA? The only explanation as to how they would be allowed to shut it down that might make some sense is that it was hosted in the US… but wikipedia says it’s a Hong Kong based company?
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?
“some” of the servers were in the US.
generally I don’t have words for this, I only have gifs:















i could go on…

(possible spoilers ahead or something)
guise
srsly guise
listen to meee

so
as much as I'm petrified

as the rest of you that sherlock could be killed off 
for good, unlike in the original, because moffat and gatiss have been known to
- stray from the original stories a bit
- be geniuses

- be total sadists

- hate the audience

- threaten us

- be evil

- love to cause heartbreak

- value a *goood* ending

but guise
listen to me for a second there
they have been also known for
- loving to MESS WITH OUR HEADS

- being the greatest fanboys of Sherlok Holmes

- knowing that they've created something extraordinary
- saying the next season is going to be even better

(that article by Caitlin Moran in Times I think)
so

we can all chill out a bit
they're gonna pretend to kill him
but not really
and we're all gonna be fine
and we're gonna be like

painful, yes

but "character development and awesome acting" kind of painful not "everyone we love is dead"
kind of painful
but they're not going to finish the series yet
because they're not done with this beautiful thing, they still have so many stories to tell and so much in those characters left to explore
so guise srsly guise
we can calm down

right?

right?
so be calm

I know I'm stating the obvious here and we all know that
but we need to stop hyperventilating
and remember that
before we pass out.
Normal people when they laugh:
Me:
Normal people when they see their idol:
Me:
Normal people when they know someone likes them:
Me :
“Why?”
Normal people dancing:
Me:
Normal people walking:
Me:
Normal people who are pissed off:
Me :
Is it wrong that I’m excited for this?
I have this thing for biblical themed stories/movies (Even though I’m not religious at all). Also, we covered Milton in one of my english classes and this was my favorite. I just hope it doesn’t turn out to be crap.
Casey Affleck

"action-heavy take"?

Bradley Cooper as Lucifer?

Or in this movie at all?

Casey Affleck in this movie at all?

(I like both of those actors but... I mean...) 
I thought it was a clever joke. then I checked it out

and it's happening.

I guess the world IS going to end this year.




















im-not-crazy-just-beatlemaniac:
normal people
-sleep at 21:00
-eating:normally
-inclass: paying attention
-at parties
-wake-up : with energy
-useing the computer : getting frustated
-with friends
- arrive at school
unicorns
-sleep: at 03:00
-eating: alot of food
-in class: writing fanfics, posts or drawing
-at parties : …
dancing:
eating:
-waking up:
-useing computer:all day
-with friends
-arrive at school:
Going on vacations to the beach?
Expectation:
Reality:
Studying with friends.
Expectation:
Reality:
Drawing.
Expectation:
Reality:
Crying.
Expectation:
Reality:
When You’re home-alone and you hear a noise.
Expectation:
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Washing Your face.
Expectation:
Reality:
Dancing.
Expectation:
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Doing magic tricks with fire.
Expectation:
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Walking down the stairs.
Expectation:
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Then they ask you if you want more



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